Friday, January 13, 2012

Stolen from a Friend

From a friend's Facebook post this morning:

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My daughter asked the question every parent fears: "Daddy, what is Toy Story on Ice?"

I lied to her, again. I said "It's when a man and a woman love each other very much and they have a special hug that makes babies. Do you want some gum?" That shut her up. For now.
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Made me spit out my coffee.

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